philjayr: I have much to prove in the next couple of years.
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
Best Pick Up Line
Boy/Girl: I love that book that you're reading.
Dude I love Tina Fey.
“So I cross my heart and I hope to die That...
Today is a Switchfoot kind of day.
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has...– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I like being around you.
And to be honest, I always have. I think it’s obvious. I’m just always so happy when I am. You’re just so different. I don’t think I’ve ever looked at anybody the way I look at you or felt the way I have with anybody like I have with you. You’re just something else. I like it. I like the good vibes.
If I won the lottery,
I would move far, far from here and use that money to start college somewhere new. Whether it’s some little community college in the city of Seattle or a university in the mountains of Washington. I’d buy my own teeny apartment and live by myself, and I’d probably be much happier than being here with my family. Because I love them so much, but I can’t stand this shit...
LATE NIGHT THOUGHT
Realizations about a number of things, especially the same ones you used to constantly fuss over, and now you find them all petty. How those lows do not seem so familiar anymore. Not worth agonizing or doubting your self-worth no longer. How life has gotten easy, when you accept the idea that things do not have to go your way all of the time. Realizing how it is all one big game, and admitting...
I hope that one of my very best friends know that...
I love you Ninz and we are going to fucking rage at freefest this year. K bye hottie.
So since I was talking about horoscopes earlier today, I went through my TL on twitter and read my horoscope again and now realized, since it’s almost the end of the day, how it makes sense and is so accurate for the day. What on earth.
I’m not one to believe in horoscopes and to live by them. I’m not going to be like “oh I’m a Gemini so I have to date like a (insert other sign here) because we’re compatible for each other.” But sometimes, I must admit, my horoscope can be very, very accurate up to the point where it’s fucking scary. Like it says something will happen and I’ll read...